Dearest Friends, I got the shock of my life yesterday. While waiting at a stop sign on my drive home, I glanced at my rearview mirror and saw none other than Kim Jong Il,* Dear Leader of everyone's favourite renegade Stalinist kingdom, North Korea. He then followed me for part of my remaining journey.
I can reveal that he drives a dark blue, older model Honda Accord. Though I did not see any ballistic missiles in his backseat, I did hear the following tunes belting out of his tinny car stereo:
Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble - Reunification Rainbow (fund North Korea's WMD programme e-here)
Pop Will Eat Itself - Love Missile F1-11 (buy here)
GWAR - Bring Back The Bomb (buy here)
*Or possibly someone who was his spitting image.
6 hours ago