Saturday, July 07, 2007

Objects in the Mirror...


Dearest Friends, I got the shock of my life yesterday. While waiting at a stop sign on my drive home, I glanced at my rearview mirror and saw none other than Kim Jong Il,* Dear Leader of everyone's favourite renegade Stalinist kingdom, North Korea. He then followed me for part of my remaining journey.

I can reveal that he drives a dark blue, older model Honda Accord. Though I did not see any ballistic missiles in his backseat, I did hear the following tunes belting out of his tinny car stereo:

Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble - Reunification Rainbow (fund North Korea's WMD programme e-here)

Pop Will Eat Itself - Love Missile F1-11 (buy here)

GWAR - Bring Back The Bomb (buy here)

*Or possibly someone who was his spitting image.

12 comments:

mjrc said...

i believed you for like, at least 5 seconds! : )

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Anonymous said...

ooh, that was my cousin pepe... he gets that all the time around here. He makes a mean Mojito!

either that or you saw a small asian man with a pompadour and a god complex?

very ecclectic selection, can't wait to listen!

Anonymous said...

that fucker needs a new haircut and a new pair of glasses plus a frontal lobotomy would not hurt either. I got a big can of mace and I am going to shoot that fucker with it....

Anonymous said...

posted from Mars on October 20, 2006 - Three Things This Crazy Dickhead Needs

mjrc said...

i dunno merz, i think that's a rug on top of his head. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Does Merz not like Kim Jong Il? It's a little vague...

;)

ally. said...

i think canada is top of his list of buy to let possiblities. he might spend the odd holiday there (and it would be an odd holiday...)
x

Natsthename said...

..and you were smoking WHAT exactly?

;)

FiL said...

Dearest Marcy, I'm tickled that I got even 5 seconds of belief out of you... ;-)

Dearest Juan, maybe Pepe can get a cabaret job doing Kim Jong Il impersonations...

Dearest Merz, not the most pleasant of world leaders, is he? Not to underplay the odiousness of his rule, but I must admit to revelling just a bit in the absurdity of North Korea. After all, it's the world's only Stalinist hereditary monarchy. And it has given birth to such timeless music, the Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble being a prime example!

Dearest Ally, I'm grinning ear-to-ear as I contemplate the prospect of Kim Jong Il as a landlord.

Dearest Nats, I blame the extra-fiery kimchi I had for dinner...

japanesewhispers said...

Oh Mr Il listens to PWEI, I like him!