I'm not very good at telling jokes. Really. My humour tends to be more situational, observational, absurd. But at least I'm not as offensive (I think) as Yuri, the deranged owner of Klub Ra-Ra-Rasputin who introduces my submission to this week's Contrast Podcast episode of joke intros. Download the hilarity here, but beware: some of the intros are very blue indeed.
(00:43) George W. & Tom Compagnoni - Imagine
Rick and Kristi from Are you embarassed easily?
(06:04) The Ms - Mansion in the valley
Marcy from Lost in your inbox
(09:24) Chumbawamba - Look! No strings!
SiD from Too Much Rock
(14:49) CSS - Alcohol
Crash from Pretending life is like a song
(17:51) The Jam - News of the world
Ross from Just gimme indie rock
(22:34) The Lucksmiths - I started a joke
Natalie from Mini-obs
(27:35) Simon & Garfunkel - At the Zoo
Mark from Cinema Du Lyon
(30:55) The Handcuffs - I’m not laughing
FiL from Pogoagogo
(35:39) Bowling for soup - I’ll melt with you
Linda from Speed of dark
(40:30) Gene Vincent - Who slapped John?
Tim from The face of today
(44:39) Beth Orton - Someone’s daughter
Anna from the Music I-Quiz
(49:53) The Shop Assistants - I don’t wanna be friends with you
Dirk from Sexy Loser
(52:36) Dolby’s Cube - Howard the duck
Thom from Better in the dark
(57:26) Edward Dade - Concertina Medley
(01:02:29) Puzzled Panthers - Now I hear the laughter
Eiron from A Blog of No Importance
(01:09:13) The Smiths - That joke isn’t funny anymore
JC from The Vinyl Villain
(01:13:31) Islands - Where there’s a will there’s a whalebone
Brian from State Fare
(01:18:22) Ozma - Apple trees
James from Appetite For Distraction
(01:22:27) The Dandy Warhols - Cool as Kim Deal
John from And you’ll never hear surf music again
(01:26:21) Blind Lemon Jefferson - He arose from the dead
Pieter from Two tramps in mud time
(01:31:10) Tante Felipe - haahaaAA
Josef K - Sorry for Laughing (buy here)
Yes, Dearest Ally posted this track not three weeks ago, along with a gorgeous bit of Postcard Records literature. So go over and have a look.
The Adicts - It's a Laugh (buy here or e-here)
A right knees-up from everyone's favourite old-tyme droog punks.
The Wedding Present - Don't Laugh (buy here or e-here)
Any excuse to post the amazing Weddoes.
Oh, alright. Just one joke: Why is the mushroom so popular? Because he's a fungi to be with.
*Wind whistles, tumbleweed tumbles, crickets chirp*
Fine, have it your way. Watch this instead: