Tuesday, June 05, 2007

A Reckoning

Last night's tally:

Two whisky sours
Two gin & tonics
Three glasses of white wine (Sumac Ridge Sauvignon Blanc, yum yum!)
One calvados
Three beers
One double Jack Daniels

Went to bed at 4:00 AM, woke up at 7:30 AM, attended a presentation at 8:00 AM.

And I suspect tonight will be the same. So time for a nap...

P.S. It's pissing down outside, and I'm chortling at the thought of those out on the green worshiping the god of golf...

RIAA - It's Whiskey [Run DMC vs The Pogues & The Dubliners] (have a gander here)

Black Flag
- Six Pack (buy here)

Divine Comedy - Gin Soaked Boy (buy here)


Anonymous said...

Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous, must be nice....:(

Just a Girl said...

Were your eyeballs floating?

Simone said...

That you can remember what you drank is probably a good sign..

Tim Young said...

I reckon FiL was making notes of what he drank just so he could tell us. ;) I wonder whether after all that booze he had a voice like the one he does in the pirate intro this week? Arrrrgggh!

ally. said...

napping is for puffs

and thankyou for your kind words dear boy.

Mentok the Mind-taker said...

Sumac Ridge? I thought you said they were trying to impress you. Stick to Quail's Gate, Gray Monk or Mt. Boucherie in the future and you won't get a hangover... probably. Maybe. OK, yes you will still get one but it will be a better quality hangover ;-)

Ed said...

I've got a hangiver just reading that!


Colin said...

No Buckfast for Breakfast?

Shurely Shome Mhistake!


Word ver thing, I kid not, is: fljllflq

Fil trying to say 'fil' when pished??

Bishakh said...

You can't be serious, FiL! Can you? Mais c'est prodigieux! You must have a superhuman cast-iron stomach. I would've been schlumped out by the potted plant before the calvados even arrived.


A. B. Chairiet said...

Good Lord...that's a lot of alcohol.

(crickets chirping)

I sincerely hope you haven't passed out in an ice sculpture somewhere.

Take care, and enjoy the fancy holiday. :)

Happy Thursday,
~ Ash

Eliot Iguana said...

Oh the shame! I'm no longer able to drink you under the table!

I guess I'll have to settle for being able to eat more pizza boxes than you!

bryce said...

OMG! What a combo. I can't mix boozes or I get tipsy and start licking people.

Are you coming to our DJ night in NYC?!?!?

mjrc said...

everything is copy, eh? : )

Matthew said...

*Adopts Darth Vader voice*


Most Impressive.

FiL said...

I've been very, very bad at responding to your kind comments, so grovel grovel...

Dearest Merz, I fear not rich and not at all famous. But I'm sure that one day you & I will get the chance to raise a glasss together...

Dearest JaG, indeed they were!!

Dearest Simone, how lovely to see you! I actually stay fairly lucid most of the time on the (now very rare) occasions that I'm drunk. Only time my mind erases is if tequila is involved...

Dearest Tim, I refer you to Dearest Marcy's comment. And yes, the old vocal cords were a bit rough!

Dearest Ally, you are obviously made of sterner stuff than I am. And you are most welcome!

Dearest Mentok, I quite like Sumac Ridge... Though Blasted Church so far is my favourite.

Hi Ed! Hair of the dog is what I counsel!!

Dearesht Colin, have yoo been drinking too?

Dearest Beesh, I think of it as training for the reunion bash...

Dearest Ash, fret not, I did not become part of the glacial decoration. But if I had, all the booze would have kept my blood flowing while encased.

Dearest Eliot, next time we meet up, let's rent a zombie flick, mix up a drum of fortified grape kool aid, and order out for a half-dozen Dominos boxes!!

Dearest Bryce, that is a most interesting reaction! And yes, I am! As is Dearest Bishakh! I can't wait!!!

Dearest Marcy, well, almost everything... ;-)

Dearest Darth Toad, I am honoured by your praise, O Dark Lord...