A Roswell reindeer. I barely escaped with my life.
Whoa, so, like, what is it about Chrimbo that makes folks do alien things? Like, drink appalling concoctions such as Baileys, eggnog, and gingerbread lattes. Or spend mind-numbing hours packed into sickening malls along with thousands of others? Or think that a Chia Obama makes the perfect gift??
It must be them space reindeer. Once they lull us into a holiday stupor, they'll laser us with their shiny noses and use us as fodder for their young.
But it doesn't have to be that way; the resistance can start right here:
I'll take eggnog, gingerbread and Baileys...just leave them out of my java. Merry Christmas FiL!! (I've got to see about getting me one of those space helmets.)
I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. I'd like it if you'd come along, at least for a while. We'll have some fun, maybe sing a few songs together. Sound OK?
3 comments:
What is eggnog anyway??
Merry Christmas Mr FiL!
I'll take eggnog, gingerbread and Baileys...just leave them out of my java. Merry Christmas FiL!! (I've got to see about getting me one of those space helmets.)
Hope you and the family have a great Xmas Day FiL. All the very best from way way way across the ocean...
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